People say im funny... I am not i'm just an asshole

❝ We were forced to write for 70% boys and 30% girls because we found that boys will only read “boys stuff” while girls will read anything and don’t discriminate. ❞

- Marv Wolfman, SDCC’s panel on Female Characters and Clichés (via thefilmfatale)




I once went to the Renaissance Fair dressed as Marty McFly, and nobody got the joke.

That will forever be one of the most disappointing moments in my life.

This is my favorite photoset rn

I totally get this guy. A whole fair of nerds and no one got a awesome 80s pop culture reference. Shame. The faces are amazing.

Mikey: "One time, a guy told me that if i didn't give him all my money that he was going to shoot everyone in this pizzeria. In which case, i grabbed my friend and ran out of the place. Another time, i was on my cellphone next to the venue, and some kid put a gun to my throat and was like, 'Gimme all your money.' I was like: 'Dude, i don't have any money.' So he just punched me in my throat."
Frank: "The weird thing about that is that both times you were wearing a T-shirt that said: 'Please hold me at gunpoint.'"


Because why the fuck not?

TRACK: You only have control of 20% of your pancreas

Good moments with Lucy

Bonus: Xavier recruiting MUTAAAANNTS (╭☞´ิ∀´ิ)╭☞ [X]

I’m gonna be your bubblegum bitch.


Your fav characters crying in fan art.


Your fav characters crying in canon.






Aleks with boobs is a scary thing


blocking out all the haters

talk to the hand cuz the face ain’t listening

More like talk to my goddamn big blocky boobs.. cause dats all i see…